What the fudge

okay so today was my friends b-day and she was so excited. then somebody (cough devon cough) had to go and shot her in the eye with a rubber band wtf. and my other friend wants to kill himself. agian wtf. good thing is that my friend is a really good author and her dog story is the bomb. any who i watching family fued the most boring show on earth!!!!!!! my mom makes me watch it every day from 3 to 6 and it gets boring after a while. and what is with the comericals its like "sulfur for those watery eyes sidefects snezzing, thoughts of suicide, possible hospital stay, going crazy, heart attack, low grades, can't drink for eight hours, no eating for eight years, dieing, low income. but don't forget sulfur for those watery eyes wtf. i would really like watery eyes then all that. comment if you agree.